benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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