doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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