Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
