Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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