I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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