im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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