discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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