you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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