Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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