Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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