so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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