i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Terrible idea I love it
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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