im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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