Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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