Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
