Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
is wine microwaveable?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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