I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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