I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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