barbara walters just said penis...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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