Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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