I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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