I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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