I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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