something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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