I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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