Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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