i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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