so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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