just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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