Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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