I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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