I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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