Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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