Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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