i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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