3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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