Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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