you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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