Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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