The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
sex in a hospital.. check
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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