at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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