No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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