he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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