By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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