omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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