One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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