Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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