it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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