Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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