I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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