Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We got so high we made milksteak
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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