We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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