dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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