your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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