sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just cropdusted the office
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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