Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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