I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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