Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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