Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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