i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
