She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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